Wade Wilson

I am in love with him, I'll give you that.

Deadpool. I'm talking about Deadpool. I love Wade Wilson.

Friend: why . . . . How . . . .. Wade? Wade Wilson??? How?????? 6 pack Freddie Krueger headass
Me: LOOK AT HIM HES DO WONDERFUL I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE WADE WILSON I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Usually my friends stop talking to me after I announce this but I've still got a few kicking around