shoreline

Really crappy city just north of Seattle. Split into two halves by the freeway, Shoreline is an underdeveloped, boring, shitbox that tortures teenagers with its boring-ness. The only pleasant part is Richmond Beach, because thats the most up and coming area. To do anything, people have to brave the traffic to Seattle, because there isn't any public transportation. The school district used to be good, but now is in a horrible deficit, and filled with crappy teachers and corrupt administration.

"I live in Shoreline"

"You mean Seattle?"

"No, Shoreline, its North of Seattle."

"you mean Edmonds?"

"No, Shoreline, its in between those two!"

"Oh! You mean Shitbox-ville. that place is boring man!"

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