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bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye
listens to country music excessively, like to have fun with her cat
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tilly: youâre living green there sir
tillyâs dad: you finally noticed
when you dont wear underwear, similar to going commando
bro#1: i heard he got kicked in the balls
bro#2: ooh that must have hurt i heard he was freeballing it that day
penis that blends in with its surroundings
girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?
girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis
when you mess up in life severely.
*girl fails test that she studied really hard for*
michael: oh she is gutterballing