tourist

holiday makers from other areas who pay the very wages of those who detest them most.

visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.

local waitress to cook, as she takes a pizza out to a diner- "fuck, I hate bloody tourists"

later in the evening~

same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"

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chunder bucket

The bucket used to catch chunder (vomit)
Usually found beside the head of a severely drunk or hung-over person.

H- Did you put the chunder bucket next to Chop? He's had a gutful of goon and he'll need it.

C- I did, but alas, I was too late!

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