Nuts

an annoying thing to be allergic to.

i feel like i can't eat anything these days, everything "may contain traces of bloody nuts"

4👍 5👎

Sixteen

The age when everything you've already been doing becomes legit.

Mum/dad/other "funny adult" - Happy sixteen 'th birthday! you can finally have sex/drink alcohol etc...
you- yeah...finally...

26👍 14👎

kleenex moment

male masturbation

brb i need to have a kleenex moment

1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.

1👍 2👎