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Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/donât have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone elseâs resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I canât just take a big olâ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess Iâll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: Itâs been months since Iâve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. Itâs a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but Iâm still civilized.
Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction oneâs penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I donât wanna have to wash my hands later, so Iâll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. Iâll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.