troughing

when one holds a plate of food in one hand and a drink in the other, and must resort to using their face to consume

There was space at the bar so Sam resorted to troughing.

Fries were made for troughing. It's much harder to trough a burger.

Prime Troughers: Trash Troughers:
Fries Tacos
Onion Rings Burgers

Chicken Nuggets Soup
Poppers Steak
Pickles Pizza
Charcuterie Nachos
Sushi Wings

drudgement

drunk judgement

Don't let me kiss anyone while I'm plastered, I have the worst drudgement of character.