Wiskey beak

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.

Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak

Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

Queeper

Some guy who is really creepy, and also probably sucks dicks

Mark: That Scott guy seems like a real fag, and he's creepy too.
Amy: Ya, what a queeper