Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.