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Flail

n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.

v. Creating or engaging in a flail.

"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"

"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."

"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."

"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."

"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."

"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."

"Epic flailure!"

"Four flails to the wind."

"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."

"All ahead flail!"

"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"

"The fourteenth flail's the charm."

"Birds of a feather flail together."

"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."

"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."

"Three fails forward, two flails back."

"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"

"Library = Flailbrary"

"The legend of the flaily pants."

"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."

"Tommy Flailfiger."

"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."

"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."

"It's the law of diminishing reflails."

"Home is where the flail is!"

"Life is not flailr at failall!"

"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."

"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"

"Flailey's comet."

"The Flailcapades."

by plasticlax May 5, 2024