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Jasmine Rice

A Thai restaurant that is far superior than Golden Century

Jose: "Jasmine Rice is WAY BETTER THAN GOLDEN CENTURY, stop MANIPULATING me"

by platesmasherrr September 1, 2020

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Golden Century

A Chinese restaurant that is simply no match for Jasmine Rice

Jose: "GOLDEN CENTURY IS TERRIBLE"

by platesmasherrr September 1, 2020


G-Man

A man who lives in constant anger and agony that he takes all of it out my smashing plates. G-Man is obsessed with the collection and storing of plates. If you upset or frustrate G-Man who must run as he as precision aim and can smash a plate over your head from any distance. G-Man is most commonly seen at airport security stopping people from entering the country with illegal plates.

"G-Man split my head open with a plate again"

by platesmasherrr September 1, 2020