Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

vajesus

1. A perfect vagina that is good to go for whatever comes its way. i.e. sex.

2. A vagina that is betrayed by vajudas in terms of cock-blocking

1. Moriah- I just shaved; my vajesus is ready to perform miracles!

2. Megan- I'm gonna go with you to the movies with your boyfriend ok??

Moriah- My vajesus hates your vajudas right now.

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vajudas

A vagina that betrays its owner or people around its owner.

Moriah- Sorry we can't do the dew Kenny, I'm on my period.
Kenny- I hate your vajudas!!!
Moriah- I hate my vajudas too. *begins to sob*