Furby

A fury robotic toy that will scare the living Jesus out of you, your kids, your buff uncle, and your fucking neighbor.
Those little shits will start screaming at 2 fucking AM with their demonic "WAkeY wAKeY, EgGs ANd BaKEy"

Don't. Buy. One. E V E R.

"You look like shit man, what happened?"
"My little sisters furby woke me up in the middle of the night bro.."
"B R O, your sister got one of those demons?!"
"Yes bro..i haven't slept in months.."
"Bro."
"Broooo."