Everd

Everd is a person is usually kind, but when he gets mad he blows up and cusses your face off. He thinks he is completely and utterly ugly, but he has average looks. He is extremely nice and caring, but his brother always pisses him off. He is typically smart and dark complected. He always throws himself under the bus.

Person: You're looking nice today.

Everd: Haha! You're so funny. I'm Everd, remember?

Dalton Hoffart

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.

Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.