Gvidas

A gvidas is a man who is generally quite handsome but actually when you see his toes you will be frightened away. They are so long that if you tried to suck them they'd probably come out of your bum hole. Often says lame words like 'Yumsters' which makes everyone laugh but at least he will love you more than anyone else will.

girl: fuck, my digestive system is really whacko'd after last night
friend: you must have been hanging out with gvidas then

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