Maisie

Maisie is always going to be the worst person you will ever meet. She is annoying, sarcastic and very very unlikeable. Her best friend will often be another jerk. She thinks she is good at sport but she is actually trash at everything she does. She is often a rich piece of crap who gets everything she wants cos her daddy is an overrated jerk.

Boy 1: So have you played basketball with Maisie?
Boy 2: Please don't remind me!

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Sidney

A highly annoying individual. He will be your best friend forever despite hanging out with his girlfriend. He will choose his girlfriend over you every day of the week and would do anything for her. Despite this Sidney is a great friend and is very popular. He is handsome, funny and generally really funny.

Friend 1: Where's Sidney? He was supposed to be here!
Friend 2: I saw him with his girlfriend over at the park.
Friend 1: Aww come on we were supposed to do a 3x3!

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Matisse

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

36👍 5👎