The face you have when you go to vote on new entries for Urban Dictionary, but all you see is random names like "Katherine" or "Goyosh" or "Nianne" with their definitions being super-specific compliments as if elementary schoolers come on this site to confess their love.
*Goes to vote on Urban Dictionary* ;DDDD
Entry #1:
"Dianneopia"
"The most beautiful girl in the room. She has brown eyes that sparkle when you look into them. Nobody can resist her beautiful flowy hair. She always smells like lavender starting 3:00PM, and then vanilla starting 7:00PM. I love the way she wears tight underwear and stretchy pants so you can always see its lining. Every guy wants her (but only I will get her)"
... >:/ kthen
an accessory to the interjection used when someone clogs your toilet
What in plumbation?!