NPL

Non Practicing Lesbians- Two women who feel they make perfect mates but are not interested in lesbian sex.

An NPL relationship would be so much easier

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One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.

The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.

22

The number seen often that symbolizes best friends. When seeing a 22 on random objects or at random times, you should stop and inform your best friend that you are thinking of them.

Best Friend #1: Orders Starbucks and the bill totals $4.22
Best Friend #2: Received a picture on their cell phone of the bill and thinks "Ohhhh, my best friend is thinking of me"

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