Battle Cricket

Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.

person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"

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