coca cola

the best drink of all time!!!

PEPSI SUCKS!!!!!

dude coca cola is way better than pepsi!!

149👍 82👎

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

6👍 13👎

vindaloo

the fucked up word in "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by the Ramones

eating chicken, vindaloo

15👍 62👎

motive

<see "zoloft" for an actual definition>

motive relies on zoloft to function correctly

44👍 145👎

S.T.Diesed

full of S.T.D.'s

She was S.T.Diesed and now I have herpes.

4👍 15👎

fuck rag

a rag in which you fuck

or an asshole

last night i bought a new fuck rag
that guy is such a fuck rag

7👍 30👎

ugmo

a krazy slut who tried 2 get wid sum 1 outa her leage at a movie marathon

god damn that ugmoz tryin 2 hook in!!

8👍 57👎