testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

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well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

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Skeg Vegas

The party town on east coast of England. Get your dollar out.

Dirty Inbred apes.

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S.T.Diesed

full of S.T.D.'s

She was S.T.Diesed and now I have herpes.

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fuck rag

a rag in which you fuck

or an asshole

last night i bought a new fuck rag
that guy is such a fuck rag

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motive

<see "zoloft" for an actual definition>

motive relies on zoloft to function correctly

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gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

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