Mississauga

Urban sprawl west of Toronto made up of quaint but overly copy-pasted,monotonous tract housing,strip malls and parking lots. the city lacks a definitive identity and admits to being an experiment and cheap land-grab for Toronto developers. Demographics include 99% automobiles and 1% random granny pedestrian. crime is low for the reason that no one exists outside of an automobile to perform such acts and because everyone is content with the easy living of their welfare and leased cars.

person #1: "have you ever seen anyone in mississauga?"

person #2: "no, that's because there all inside cars".

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