Heart ablack

A mock heart attack, especially in gay men, brought on by a soulful performance by a person of African descent. Sometimes accompanied by repeated exclamations of encouragement or disbelief in a mock Ebonic accent.

Mary: Ernest, did you see Jennifer Holliday and Jennifer Hudson doing a duet of And I Am Telling You at the BET Awards?
Ernest: Yes! It was amahzing. I had a massive heart ablack!

Gleetirement

When a person becomes fed up with the television series Glee and makes the decision to stop watching the program regularly.

Mary: "Did you see the Britney Spears episode of Glee last night? It was just a bunch of shot-for-shot remakes of her videos."
Ernest: "Yeah. I think I'm going to go into Gleetirement."