Creeper

A green monster found in a game called minecraft. it is in the shape of a shaft and has four legs. the front 2 are stuck together as are the back ones making it look like a green penis from the side.

its main role is to grief the player by exploding when it gets near the player. thus giving it the nickname 'exploding penis'.

"Look..I found Diamonds :D"

creeper comes from behind "........ssssssssSsSsSSSSSS...BOOM"

player respawns

"God damn exploding penises" ¬¬

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