Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

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David Mamet

When you have such violent vigorous sex that your partner is injured.

Named after the fact that David Mamet always puts his wife Rebecca Pigeon in the cast for most of his movies.

Jordan: I saw Delores walking around with a limp today.
Jordan #2 Yeah, I totally gave her a David Mamet last night.

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