blogs

blobs are shit.

Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style

how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then

how to sit down

*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***

if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.

*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***

we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.

by clicking here

*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***

virus

***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***

me: blogs are fucking piles of shit

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crane camping

What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.

Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.

dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.

noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.

dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS

noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.

dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB

noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.

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