Keigan Wright

This is a man from the land of the Picts, also known as "Scotland", he once asked Caitlin for a shag. He got rejected from Caitlin SWT, and now he is currently wondering how he will hide the fact he was going to fuck her under the sheets using his banana peel lubricant.

He is found lurking in the depths of the scottish highlands.

Person 1:Oh boy, can't wait to Keigan Wright that girl right there!
Person 2:Jolly gosh, why would you shag her?