driving finger

As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the cell phone in the palm of your hand, and the other hand is either texting or dialing-- or seaching for the next song to play on the Ipod.

Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.

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chilly willy

Shrinkage of the male member due to cold temperatures

Girl, pointing and laughing...

Man, defensively:

It's so cold in here, I've got a chilly willy.

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