reagan

reagan is a blonde with blue eyes. she’s occasionally gorgeous and other times she resembles a sasquatch. but thats okay because normally mascara makes it all better. reagan is a total catch who only pays attention to boys who dont deserve her, but its okay because she’ll get over it and her friends know that its just apart of her growing pains. reagan’s coordination is inferior to that of an autistic baby giraffe, but she makes up for it intellectually. just kidding. regs kewl ig.

Finding Bigfoot
*sticks crackle*
Host: Oh my! I think we have finally found ye bigfoot! Lemme giet mah shotguHn ready! After 8 seasons of this show I think we have finally found him!

Cameraman: That’s no sasquatch! That’s a reagan!

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