November 14th

The month where everyone can buy a gun and start a massacre without being arrested!

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!"

"Well.. its November 14th!"

July 12

A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!

Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol

Mother

A word used to taunt someone.

Jim: "LOL REKT NUB I HAD SEX WITH UR MOTHER LOL HER CHEEKS WERE MASSIVE!"

Tom: "I thought she left?"