Mother

A word used to taunt someone.

Jim: "LOL REKT NUB I HAD SEX WITH UR MOTHER LOL HER CHEEKS WERE MASSIVE!"

Tom: "I thought she left?"

November 14th

The month where everyone can buy a gun and start a massacre without being arrested!

"WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!"

"Well.. its November 14th!"

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”

July 12

A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!

Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol