Consolero

A gamer that doesn't use a PC or Mac but X-Box, Playstation and alike to play recent releases.

A: Hey, you and your brother like join our Minecraft server?

B: I'd like to, but my brother is a consolero. Only Bedrock with him. Sorry.

squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".

A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?