February 24th

national eat a pussy out day
the most beautiful people are born on this day. also the inventor of apple was born this day

person) you know when the most beautiful person in the worlds birthday is?
person 2) february 24th duh

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I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

Ponthea

A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman

Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary

Morgan

A very pretty girl who is most of the time obsessed with BTS. She is very athletic and is a unisex name. She is sometimes Asian. She likes to annoy girls named Alexandra.

Person1) hey Morgan

Morgan) BTS UPLOADED A NEW TRAILER FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM
Person1) oh my god no one cares

Person2) Morgan, bts is overrated

Morgan) whatever

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