Puni

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..

Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.

Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.

Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

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The Auschwitz

When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut

Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz

Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart

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Incognegro

When a black man is blending in with his white friends.

This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.

Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.

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e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

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Halfrican

Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.

Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.

Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.

My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.

That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

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