triple threat

1. a person adept in three different, but like fields of activity.
2. the myriad combination of balls, taint, and ass. Being so close to the perineal area to see or smell or taste balls, taint and ass.

My girlfriend stopped by to see my father in the hospital, and she walked into his room -- he was in a gown, kneeling up on the bed -- she got the triple threat. She said it was nice.

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gag-reflex

1. a reflex contraction of the oropharanyx to prevent entry of objects other than food for swallowing.
2. the reason why your ex-girlfriend would not suck your dick.

what you talkin' about gag-reflex? gag-reflex?
she didn't like cum in her throat... but really now, it was the smell of yo' gritty, stank triple threat.

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unicorn

1. a mythical beast with the body and head of a horse, legs of a stag, tail of a lion, and single horn in the middle of the forehead.
2. a singularity of grotesque freakishness, likened to the mythical creature of the same name.

did you see that bitch with the tight striped pants? I could see her bulging stretch-marks, doo-doo stains, and a foot-wide cameltoe. what a unicorn.

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whoopi

1. an ejaculatory utterance to express exuberance.
2. boisterous convivial fun, e.g. sexual play or relations, used frequently when old people fuck.
3. a named cushion that makes a sound like a fart when sat upon.
4. the base unit of stink olfaction. One whoopi is roughly equal to 300 times the smell of dead skunk, or 183 hobo units. Likened to old wet hairy burning ass, it has been described as the smell of Whoopi Goldberg herself on a humid August day.

ohmygod you smell so whoopi

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