blast cap

When a girl gives a guy a handjob (or a guy gives a guy a handjob, I don't give a fuck) and she puts her mouth over his dick just as he comes to avoid a mess.

DudeBro 1: Yeah she was jerkin' me and then I came all up in that bitch
DudeBro 2: Oh dudeguy she gave you the blast cap eh? NICE 1 BRO DOG

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instalike

When you see a status on Facebook, and you like it within one minute of its posting. Can be conjoined with megalike to form the megainstalike.

John Doe - I like pooping.
Jane Doe - omg hahah *instalike*

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dropopolis

A poop so large it forms a pile that extends above the water level in the toilet.

Dude, I just had a dropopolis in your toilet! Either your john needs more water, or I need to cut back on the fiber!

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the poop deposit

Another term for pooping.

Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.

My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.

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Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

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