university of scranton

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.

I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.

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Scranton rally cap

Getting head, blowing load across her forehead, then giving her a reverse Roman soldier and ass hat; while both chanting exuberantly, "Rally! Rally!"

My team was losing in the bottom of the 8th, so I took my girlfriend in the back room and gave her a Scranton rally cap.

gorilla nose

male equivalent of camel toe.

His jeans are so tight, he has a gorilla nose.