Wrasslebox

1. UFC style fighting.
2. When you take the martial arts OUT of MMA.
3. Ultimate Cage Warrior Extraordinaire.

Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: hey billy bob you wanna watch some wrasslebox?

Billy Bob: no woman i am sick of that ultimate fighting shit, lets watch some MMA instead.

Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: wat dang you talkin bout?

Billy Bob: Hot DANG martha mae, billy bob got class now, billy bob want to watch fancy MMA.

Martha Mae Cooter Ellen: dang darnit billy bob you ain't the man i married no more...

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Stand and Wang

1. To absolutely refuse to go to the ground and work your submission game, opting instead to "Wang" it out on your feet even if this results in getting your ass kicked.

2. The art of C Level kick boxing.

3. To please the MAN! (The Dana)

4. To spend countless years getting your black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu only to Wang it out on your feet.

5. A True muthafuking WARRIOR!

Fighter: I am a WARRIOR, i shall WANG this one out for my fans!

Fighters Corner: TAKE HIM DOWN, TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!!

Wang Artist: wat? me no understand

Corner: YOU MOTHERFUCKER TAKE HIM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

Wang Artist: I AM A WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corner: YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED TAKE HIM DOWN NOW!!!!!!

Wang Artist: YO DANA THIS ONES FOR YOU MY MAN!!!!! KIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Damn that dude is one tough son of a bitch, yeah he got his ass kicked and is now in a coma but he is a true muthafuking warrior, Stand and Wang FTMFW!*

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