The Goku

When your girl's on her way out the door before you get the pussy she promised and you exclaim, "Power pole extend! Take this you mean old bully!" You then extend your power pole into her.

Inspired by the first episode of Dragon Ball.

I power pole vaulted onto my girlfriend and my dragon balls slid across her penciled eyebrows, and 20 feet across the hardwood floor. I made sure to nail the Goku on the second attempt.

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Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).