ticklenuts

a fun game played amongst straight teenagers pretending to be gay, where two people get blindfolded in a dark room and attempt to grab each other’s balls as quickly and efficiently as possible

“wow, what a great party this is”
“i think i know how it could be better”
“how so?”
“we should get everyone to play ticklenuts right now”
“what a splendid idea!”

Sacapuntas

the only “curse” word that Señorita Thomas allows the class to use. It does not mean pencil sharpener in spanish.

“aw shit i dropped my pencil”
“no foul language in this classroom sir”
“right sorry, sacapuntas”