pot pie

Dried up fecal matter left in ones belly button after receiving elephant tracks when removed it resembles a small pot pie.

Ted: So dude did you like that pot pie your mom gave you this morning?

Xavier: It tasted like shit bro.

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spickike

Someone who is Mexican and also Jewish.

Ted: dude that mexican guy charged me $3.50 for a fuckin taco...

Xavier: what a spickike.

pricolis

A drug prescribed for people suffering from pricoli syndrome.

My wife said i was being a prick the other day, she's making me take pricolis now.

chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.

Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.

elephant tracks

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.

Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!

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cackler

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" the cackler involves the act of anal intercourse, leading to excavation of feces via the penis, which is then applied on to the uppper lip in the form of a Hitler style mustache.

Yo dawg, ya know that bitch I fucked at the party last night?...I totally gave that skank the cackler!

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