Juddhistic

One who follows the teachings of Buddha, but retains stereotypical Jewish traits.

EZJ- "Exactly. Why do you hate John so much? Who, really, is the gay one here?"
B- "Don't be jealous. If i hated him, why would I buy him a $140 plane ticket so he can get home to work on time"
D- "Don't fall for it Brandon. He's using his Buddhistic thoughts on you"
B- "Juddhistic, he's trying to get me to buy his plane ticket too"