Alyssa

an (idiot). A (literal idiot).

Guy 1 : " Yo shes an idiot".
Guy 2 : " What did you expect, her names Alyssa".

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trampoline time

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).

i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time