Brackin’

1. A term used to greet someone. When you use this term, you are asking the person what’s up, and what’s happening. Similar denotation to “Wassup”.

2. A term to describe brackeedereadery. It means you are currently brackin out over there.

Example 1:

Jeremy: “Yo what up Howard”
Howard: “Yoooo, my boy Jeremy, what’s brackin’ cuh?”

Example 2:

*Benny brackin out over there*
Gordon: “I see you Benny! You’re really brackin out over there!”

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Come it!

The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.

1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.

2.)

Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

Diaper Kid

Diaper Kid enjoys wearing diapers. It gives him the freedom of pooping and peeing whenever the mood implies it. We love diaper kid.

Example 1:

Enmanuel: “Ayo was brackin cuh”
Darien: “Was good whichu my nig”
*Enmanuel notices a flying object in the air*
Enmanuel: “Woah! What is that flying through the sky”
Darien: “Oh no. I’ve heard of him. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s DIAPER KID!
*Diaper Kid flies down to Enmanuel and Darien*
Enmanuel:” It’s a pleasure to meet you Diaper Kid.”
Diaper Kid: “Have you not considered it”
Darien: “What might you be talking about Diaper Kid?”
Diaper Kid: “I’m just shocked to know that you have yet to incorporate it”
Enmanuel: “Incorporated what?”
Diaper Kid: “THE MOOD!!!”
*Jayson appears*
Diaper Kid: “Cmon Jayson, let’s go fly back out to Columbia to tickle Grayson’s grandma’s left testicle”
Jayson: “Bet”
*Jayson and Diaper Kid fly away*
*Darien and Enmanuel in shock, instantly fall to the ground and start spazzing*
*You know, they say that too this day, Darien and Enmanuel are still on the ground spazzing*

The Mood

The mood plays the most important role in decision making. You could blame the mood when you don’t want to do something. You must always consider the mood.

Timmy: “Hey Billy! Tryna go play ball today?”
Billy “ What about the mood? You know, I’m just not really in the mood.”

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Penis Fire

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873

Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.

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Fakeist

A fakeist is one who involves themselves in the act of fakeagoglitoricoltism. Fakeists are unacceptable.

Larry: “Wow. I would’ve never known”
Patrick: “Known what?”
Larry: “That u were a pinnacle fakeist”