Marine Corps

A common term used to describe a bunch of brainwashed faggots who think that they're better than the rest of the branches, while in reality they have inferior training, technology, and intelligence. They claim to be brave but yet only their special ops personnel have the balls to jump out of airplanes, while in the Army thousands of soldiers go to jump school every year.
They claim that their basic training is tough, but yet their drill sergeants don't curse and they have chicks trained at the same location, just like Army pogues. Only their Infantrymen are worthy of respect. All of their pogues who sit behind a computer or change tires all day claim to be trained in infantry tactics, yet I'm sure that none of them know how to set up a hasty ambush, do a squad attack(aka battle drill 1A, the basic battle drill that every infantryman has memorized), call for fire, estimate range, or ruck march for miles on end with a 60 pound ruck on their back. But they know all that infantry stuff CUZ THEY WENT TO BOOT CAMP IT WAZ HARDCORE OORAH! lol. They don't know the true misery standing up for the 10 minute warning on a C130 with more than 100 pounds hanging in front of your knees, then jumping out and doing a 10 day field problem out in the middle of nowhere, living out of a patrol base and sleeping for less than two hours a night.

To sum it up: Huge ego as a result of brainwashing, but little in the way of intelligence or combat skills.

Joe: Dude, this stupid marine corps private made fun of an army combat veteran!

Steve: Why?

Joe: He thought he was hardcore because he graduated from bootcamp!

Steve: ROFLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLERCOASTER what a faggot!

Faggot: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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AA

1. All Americans aka the 82nd Airborne Division, the most badass unit ever.
2. Airborne Alcoholics, nickname for the paratroopers in the 82nd due to being drunk all the time.

Joe: PVT Snuffy had a hangover on the Blackhawk jump today, he's a real badass.

Joe #2: That ain't shit. Spc. Hardcore was doing shots on the bird, he's the reason we're called the Airborne Alcoholics!

Joe: I thought the AA on our sleeve stood for All Americans!

Joe #2: Shut up you stupid cherry.

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Vital Remains

One of the most badass death metal bands ever. Everyone should see them live.

Hey man, I saw Vital Remains live in Allentown 10 days ago and my ears are still ringing!

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