Stretch

West coast Florida slang for marijuana that originated in Sarasota high schools. Instead of "smoking" stretch it is either "burned down" or "tiki torched"

There's real stretch in this joint. The taste is great, the high is incredible.

wolfed

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

Inherm

Short for "involuntary hermit". Like an incel, but worse. They're too socially crippled to interact with people in any way whatsoever. Inherms wish they were incels, because at least incels have each other to interact with.

Bro 1: "Dude, do you know what happened to Jacon? He hasn't left his house in two months."
Bro 2: "No man, he either died or became an inherm."