coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

reversable

proof that the english language is a complete joke

mf: wha - why da fuck there a red line under reversable
mf: BTOCH WHAT WHY IS IT REVERSIBLE BUT THE PREFIX WHAT THE FUCK