Pyrrhic Victory

A successful attempt to evacuate one's bowels, but one that requires far more clean up than the average. Commonly, when time spent cleaning surpasses time spent defecating.

The opposite of a Flawless Victory, in which no cleanup is required after defecating.

Dude, I just had the worst Pyrrhic Victory, I had to flush 3 times to get all the paper down!

"Another dump like this, an we shall surely run out of toilet paper!" - King Pyrrhus of Epirus

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