Never stop dreaming ... about shit (literally shit).
Constantly asking himself why human have to poop.
Sometimes wishing to be poop type 4.
But instead he's a type 7.
Be very careful arround Yannüs because his gaze can turn you into diarrhea.
At the end, even if he looks like a big defecation,
Everybody needs a Yannüs in their life because poop is life.
Why does it smell like shit ? Oh nevermind Yannüs has just arrived.
My name is Yannüs and i like poop.