diarrhea

diarrhea is an extremely uncomfortable phenomena where the person who has it believes they must expel gas, but really they have an enourmous liquidy dung on the way. usually, the person will not notice that it’s actually a dung, so they will go into gas passing like everything this normal. but little do they know: it’s not normal. instead of having slightly gas filled underwear, they will now have liquid shit filled underwear. they will then have to clean up all the shit off of their clothes and the areas in which they released the dung. diarrhea is an extremely horrible condition to have, and it shouldn’t be jokes about.

“i thought i had to fart but i actually did diarrhea!”

“omg *takes bite* mmmmmm!”

xenogender

someone who is so desperate to get into the lgbt community that they take one thing they like and say they have a gender connection to it, but if you say it’s not valid, then you’re clearly transphobic!1!11!1!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

split dyed hair bunny hat alt kid: “i use a xenogender, froggender, and im super valid because i feel a gender connection to frogs!!111”

actual trans person: shut up you’re delusional.”

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flag for when you are extremely transgender.

“i am transgender mom”
“wow”
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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.

“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.