Pedialyte

The master of rehydration, the idea was given to a doctor named Gary Cohen by the gods themselves who said unto him "Here, give this to man so he may recover from hangovers quickly."

Instead. he fucked up and made it for little kids who shit themselves too much and sold his idea to Abbott Laboratories.
Should be used after long weekends of drinking and partying, or if one has a cold.
It's pretty much like Gatorade on steroids but tastes awful.

After a long weekend of drinking, I bought a bottle of Pedialyte so I could properly cope with my crappy work schedule for Monday. Two sips later, I was ready to kill people! Thank you, Pedialyte! You gave me electrolytes!

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